Monday, October 20, 2014
Freud suggests that in order to love someone else, one must love themselves. Unfortunately, no one really loves themselves. And, if they do, they need to get to know themselves better. pete wentz, gray (via falloutbone)
Sunday, October 19, 2014

Every conversation between Patrick Bateman and everyone else:

  • Patrick: [Talking about how he likes killing people.]
  • Everyone else: Oh my GOSH. You are absolutely hilarious!
  • Patrick: That's not- that's not- never mind.
bl-ossomed:

man-duhh:

iron-pigs:

annaprocrastinates:

Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston dressed as each other’s characters at a Breaking Bad cast party.

This is probably the best gif ever

oh my god

I fucking can’t

bl-ossomed:

man-duhh:

iron-pigs:

annaprocrastinates:

Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston dressed as each other’s characters at a Breaking Bad cast party.

This is probably the best gif ever

oh my god

I fucking can’t

internetexplorers:

i will step on every crunchy leaf and nobody can stop me

tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

cactous:

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE WHOLE MOVIE

(Source: anostalgicnerd)

crazyforshoey:

my-darling-loki:

thewakeupcall:

this post is everything omg 

I seriously tried to scroll past this. I failed.

Aww :(

(Source: not-thefunniestblog)

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

bowtiesontimelords:

So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. 

"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"

"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."

"What team?"

And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.

And I thought he was gay 

(Source: quantum-sheep)

braydaaan:

if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

yourdarlinglittlesammy:

do you have those shows that you just pretend got cancelled after a certain season/episode and any following episodes just never existed in the first place?

Friday, October 17, 2014

(Source: spacepixieart)

Thursday, October 16, 2014
bad-wolf-no-more:

When I first glanced over this I read “Don’t listen to me, I’m stupid”. I think that might say more about me than I’m comfortable with.

I read the same. Oops.

bad-wolf-no-more:

When I first glanced over this I read “Don’t listen to me, I’m stupid”. I think that might say more about me than I’m comfortable with.

I read the same. Oops.

iswearmusicwasinfinite:

Weezer - if you’re wondering if i want you to (I want you too)

matt-smith:

do you ever just passionately miss the first series of doctor who but not just because you miss Nine but because you miss the monsters and the simple story lines that were new and so interesting and the companions that didn’t need a magic back story to be special and weren’t just a new puzzle for the doctor to solve they were just ordinary people with ordinary lives and taught (especially the young viewers) that anyone can be a hero i just really miss season one okay

All this, but I really miss Nine too.