Every conversation between Patrick Bateman and everyone else:
- Patrick: [Talking about how he likes killing people.]
- Everyone else: Oh my GOSH. You are absolutely hilarious!
- Patrick: That's not- that's not- never mind.
i will step on every crunchy leaf and nobody can stop me
I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store
So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager.
"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"
"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."
And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.
And I thought he was gay
if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.
do you have those shows that you just pretend got cancelled after a certain season/episode and any following episodes just never existed in the first place?
do you ever just passionately miss the first series of doctor who but not just because you miss Nine but because you miss the monsters and the simple story lines that were new and so interesting and the companions that didn’t need a magic back story to be special and weren’t just a new puzzle for the doctor to solve they were just ordinary people with ordinary lives and taught (especially the young viewers) that anyone can be a hero i just really miss season one okay
All this, but I really miss Nine too.