Tuesday, April 15, 2014
  • things ive learned from watching game of thrones: do not attend weddings

snorlaxatives:

little high schoolers are always like “i’m moving out as soon as i turn 18” like smfh do you realize things cost money

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

welcome to deja vu club. the first rule of deja vu club is welcome to deja vu club

thesassycat:

I wonder what it’s like to be a dog and eat the same exact thing everyday

pamelabeesly:

uno is a great card game it’s just filled with smiles and laughter and numbers and colors and everything is right in the world until someone skips you because then it gets real fuckin personal real fuckin fast

daisycraze:

if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me

(Source: )

baracknobama:

baracknobama:

i lost my glasses today

i cant see how this could have happened

clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

whisk-ey:

If you want to call a family meeting just turn off the wifi router and wait in the room in which it is located.

Won’t work for me I’m the only one who use it. 

murder-myself:

the most emotional post on tumblr

(Source: pizzaland)

egberts:

where can i buy that for free

yakisobaru:

Thorin, no. 

THORIN YES

(Source: hobbitunderthemountain)

I think he enjoys spinning way too much 

(Source: filmforlife)

(Source: constella)

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

jomz-jonah-jameson-ii:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

- Hail Hydra