Seriously considering jumping off the window, to break a leg or two.
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
I write sins not five page research papers
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
6:45 a.m.
I still don’t understand my lessons, these theories are so illogical my mind doesn’t want to learn. Bad grade is coming.
Time to get some sleep.
Les pédophiles ont enfin leur convention!” (Dédo)
(Source: unic0rnw33d)
I hate when people don’t understand my sarcasm they ruin everything
(Source: holosene)
Mission 1 Burn 10 churches and kill 20 priests!! :D
(Source: gottadowrongright)
- me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
- me at home:
Multilingual jokes are the best.
How do I sit in my bed for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time
(Source: saraxo.tumblah.com)
